Catmanzoo

Are there really cats in a zoo in Catmanzoo? Or a man for that matter? If so, I’d like to go. Or maybe not, because I was just in a garden in Buenos Aires and there were feral cats everywhere; they were nice. So I don’t think the cats need a zoo. Plus I already have 2 cats at home I can look at. And a man.

I don’t think a catormoreman would make a good boat either. Have you seen cats near water? Could you imagine one sitting on a man? Even a More Man. He would get scratched up–the man, not the cat, duh– and that would be bad. Except it’s “OR” so I wonder if the guy is dead because someone chose the cat. Then the man wouldn’t care if he got scratched up. Maybe it is “oar” and the cat sits on a boat and uses a man for an oar, because ore wouldn’t even make sense. Rocks make boats sink.

My English teacher didn’t know crap. And she probably smelled funny too. It was a really long time ago, so I don’t remember exactly.

I’m hungry.

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Howdy

Ok ok, it’s been a long time coming, but I’m slowly revamping everything and rolling it out as I can. I’m kinda busy ya know? :-) In typical fashion, I probably post things in burst. Maybe. Or maybe not. Right now I’m just trying to make it anything but the default spread. Still have no idea what this will center around, but I’ll come up with something.

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